Caroline Guitar Company "The Blues" Expensive Amplifier
Yes, we all know the best amplifiers for this style of music should cost more than the average working person's automobile, but if you aren't #blessed to own one of those, "The Blues" will deliver all the delicious artisanal mojo infusion vintage boutique handwired bespoke sonic unobtanium you've ever been craving. On one mode the grit goes from minty well preserved black tolex to the warped particle board of a coveted pawnshop prize. On the other resides the crunchy, chewy sounds of that fraying tweed amp covered in drink glass stains and cigarette burns that the studio would never let you borrow cause they would never get it back.
So even if you have led a life of relative splendor and comfort, what can you do when you're having a 'just my luck' kind of day? You probably shouldn't sing the blues, but you can certainly play "The Blues".